What extra can the android phone do

What extra can the android phone do !- FM radio, usb host otg, ftp,http server over WiFi, Bluetooth transfer, mass storage mode, hdmi, back&menu buttons, custom keyboard, custom homescreen, widgets etc etc just saw the ad for iPhone 5 or whatever its called. MORONS, wTF ARE THEY EVEN UPDATING/Renewing ?!? It pisses me off people actually buy these toy phones, the picture quality is worse than a Nikon camera from '95.

Just got an Android phone a few weeks ago. I'm not biased or a fanboy. I've personally played with plenty of iphones to say for sure that it sucks... not to just say it for fun. My phone isn't even a higher end Android (single-core 2.2 OS) and yet here's what it can do compared to my friend's iPhone that he thinks is awesome just because of Apple's marketing. Android 2.3 Gingerbread is coming out for new Android devices. Rejoice.